Monday, November 11, 2013

Paraposdokians and Dabur Chyawanprash

On gappa blog yesterday
 read about - "Dabur Chyawanprash"
have never heard of this
and it sounds amazing.
 Amazon sells,
they sell everything and
thinking of  ordering.
Wonder what it would do for me at this time of life?

Received this  early morning
and sharing a few...

Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence
or phrase is surprising or unexpected: frequently humorous,
Winston Churchill loved them.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it

The last thing I want to do is hurt you.  But it's still on my list.

Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak

If I agreed with you, we both would be wrong.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

In filling out an application, where it says, "in case of emergency, Notify, I PUT DOCTOR

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy

Going to church does not make you a Christian any more then standing in a garage makes you a car

I used to be indecisive.  Now I'm not sure.

5 comments:

Pienosole said...

Loved these - some made me laugh; others made me nod in agreement. Thank you for sharing. Wishing you another peaceful and joyful day!

Found In Folsom said...

Hahaha...I loved them...btw, you can get Dabur chawanprash in an India grocery store. I don't know what is your closest city, when you go to the town next time, you can try. Also, I knew your blog through 'gappa'...have a great day :-)

Judy said...

I love those! So true--most of them.

Lonely Rivers said...

So witty. Smiling with you. The sun is shining in Seattle. Yay and hooray.

Beverly said...

Loved them.....brought smiles to my face!!!